SakerPride
January 25 at 11:10 AM ·
UPDATE: TIMELINE OF A MODERN DAY MIRACLE; THE HAND OF GOD AT WORK!!!!
DEAR SAKERETTES, LADIES & GENTLEMEN OF GOODWILL!
I indulge your patience as I ask you to just wade through the LESS THAN 24 HOUR TIMELINE BELOW. I'd be very surprised if your conclusion is different from the one expressed in CAPITAL LETTERS above:
Fri 1/24/2020 6:45 AM: Ma SP wakes up, prays the shortest prayer ever, (as in, no kneeling on her arthritic knees; no hands togedah; no eyes closed; juss begin dey waka dey pray dassoh, Mammie!), heads to her desktop, types the beggy-beggy plea that has to go on the "HOPE & HOME FOR JENNY & KIDS" GOFUNDME Campaign and sets it up. (At this point, NO ONE HAS SEEN THE CAMPAIGN EXCEPT THE GOFUNDME PEEPS, MA SP and GOD oh!)
Fri 1/24/2020 7:50 AM: GOFUNDME Email sent out to Sakerettes Worldwide & Friends of SakerPride Egroups
Fri 1/24/2020 7:52 AM: GOFUNDME Campaign posted on SakerPride's FACEBOOK page
Fri 1/24/2020 8:30 AM: More than $500 has already been raised - like play!
Fri 1/24/2020 11:15 PM: Ma SP heads to her VONO bed singing "EH SE LAMBO MANYAKA", with amount raised showing $1,765
Sat 1/25/2020 6:15 AM: Ma SP wakes up to a GLORIOUS screenshot showing that $2,070 has been raised, by 49 Dear Saints!
Yessssss!!! THE $2,000 Goal had been met and surpassed!!!
(No time now to attempt to describe the HALLELUJAH SOUKOUS that ensued!! FORGET THOSE ARTHRITIC KNEES, as in, MICHAEL JACKSON lie e self!!!! Ah moof!!!!)
Sat 1/25/2020 6:25: However, knowing that GOFUNDME does deduct its FEES, TAXES and PERCENTAGES from the amount raised, Ma SP goes to check to see what THE REAL AMOUNT raised is, and sees that the REAL AMOUNT RAISED AFTER TAXES is: $1,995.19
So, TECHNICALLY, the GOAL HAD NOT YET BEEN MET!!!
CONSEQUENTLY, the TIMELINE continues:
Sat 1/25/2020 6:40 AM: Ma SP sits down to send out an email update and titles it: "WHO WANTS TO BE THE 50th DONOR?"
She starts explaining how 49 WANDAFUL SAINTS have contributed to the GOFUNDME Campaign, and that IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, the $2,000 GOAL HAS NOT JUST BEEN MET, BUT SURPASSED!
I then go on to say, HOWEVER, because the REAL AMOUNT raised is 4 dollars and ... (wetin be 100 minus 19 seff eh?) short, there is still room for a 50th DONOR to "fix things"!
BELIEVE YOU ME, as in, I KID YOU NOT, as in, VERILY, VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU!!!!!
As I am sitting there and TYPING, I hear "BING"! I look up at the top right side of the computer monitor and see that "ANONYMOUS" has donated $25 at 6:45 am!!!!!
I rush back to check the GOFUNDME Campaign and see that the amount raised now stands at $2,095.
I hasten to check what THE REAL AMOUNT RAISED is and, .... DRUM ROLL, as in HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST, I see that $2019.16, has indeed been raised, by 50 SAINTS, MAJORITY OF THEM SAKERETTES, (LONG LIVE "SAKERETTES WITHOUT BORDERS" ), BUT ALL PLUS A NUMBER OF MAN PIKIN DEM and NON SAKERETTE FEMALES OF GOODWILL added together in UNISON!!!
YES, INDEED!!!!!
FROM: Fri 1/24/2020 7:50 AM
TO: Sat 1/25/2020 6:45 AM
IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, IN THE MONTH OF JANUARY WHEN EVERYONE IS SO BROKE (as in "FWAH") FROM KRISMUS & END-OF-YEAR EXPENSES, THE GOAL HAS TRULY BEEN MET AND SURPASSED! GLORY, GLORY, GLORY TO GOD!!!
Wasn't there when MO' parted the RED SEA; Neither was I present when LAZA' was raised back to life after being buried 4 solid days, but I HAVE WITNESSED this MODERN DAY MIRACLE unfold before my very eyes and I AM BEYOND THANKFUL TO GOD and to YOU for giving Jenny and her family HOPE!!
I would be CRIMINALLY remiss if I failed to mention that THE OUTPOURING OF LOVE and SUPPORT for Jenny generated from this appeal went, and is still going, FAR BEYOND these 50 GOFUNDME DONORS oh!
To mention just a few examples,
- One SAKERETTE in Yaounde has had Jenny submit a dossier at her Job for possible employment, (PLEASE PRAY!)
- Another, after asking for Jenny's number yesterday, has actually carried her 2 feet and gone to visit Jenny this sharp Saturday Morning, like dis! Just look at what Jenny herself has texted - NOW-NOW so, about that visit:
"She was really nice to my girls, she gave us some food stuff and some money, and she has promised me a lot of help, she gave me Christian books too. I am really happy to have met her, thanks a lot Mum."
- One other SAKERETTE in Douala recounted the issue to her boss who was moved to volunteer a few months rent.
- Another SAKERETTE here in the States has asked for what it would cost to GET THOSE PRECIOUS CHILDREN BACK IN SCHOOL WHERE THEY BELONG, in terms of School Supplies, Uniforms and Fees!!! (THIS MATTER SHALL BE REVISITED VERY, VERY SOON, WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE CORDIALLY WELCOME TO CONTINUE DONATING IF YOU CAN & WISH OO!!)
- There was even a PRECIOUS LADY who donated and then sent a private email asking me to let her know if the goal wasn't reached on time!!!!
THIS, I tell you; THIS RIGHT HERE LIKE this, IS PRECISELY WHAT SAKERETTE SISTERHOOD & HUMAN SOLIDARITY ARE ALL ABOUT!!!!! CLEAR, PURE & SIMPLE!!!!
- STA SORORS ROSE ROYALLY TO THE OCCASION!
- EXSSANS ANSWERED PRESENT WELL & PROPAH!
- AN AMAZING BUNCH OF UNAFFILIATED SAKERETTES FELL ON THIS MATTAH LIKE MANAWAS ON STERIODS!!!!
(In fact, 2 of the 3 HIGHEST DONATIONS ($260 & $200) came from 2 such WORTHY SAKERETTES who do NOT belong to any formal SAKERETTE Group!! GO FIGURE!!!)
- "MAN PIKIN DEM" and TOTAL STRANGERS chimed right in!!!
Did anyone of these "GOOD SAMARITANS or SAMARITANESSES" ever ask to know whether or not JENNY herself is a member of ANY SAKERETTE GROUP WHATSOEVER?? NOPE!
Would Ma SakerPride have known the angsah to that question if it had been asked? FOR WOOSAI?!!!
DOES IT MATTER???????? NIET! NADA! as in, NO-OH!!!
And by what authority do I dare say so?
MATTHEW 25:37-40
37“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
40“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
Methinks it is quite appropriate to end this "missive" with the last line of the series of texts from Jenny this morning:
I am speechless Mum, the joy in my heart can't be described, I am very blessed to have all of you.
A THUNDEROUS "AMEN" TO THAT!!!!
Still want to DONATE?
The LINK's posted below!
ELATED OVERJOYED AND EVER SO GRATEFULLY,
Ma SakerPride
P.S. HABA-HABA!!! Am I just seeing another $50 donation floating in this very minute??? YEP!!
UPDATE:
51 DONORS
AMOUNT: $2,145
Total raised (after fees)
$2,067.41